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Eh, Mwalimu Andrew, its slowly becoming better that Whispers
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Bambatele
#1 Posted : Sunday, July 11, 2010 9:35:33 PM
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youcan'tstopusnow
#2 Posted : Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:19:48 PM
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The article was good. Especially quips such as:
“It was the carpet in the stadium. We Africans play well on grass,” offered Nyayo.
“They want Ghana to play at night so that they can lose,” complained one customer.

But what you are suggesting is blasphemy
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#3 Posted : Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:39:52 PM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
But what you are suggesting is blasphemy

@Bambatele - I agree with @youcant... How dare you compare this dude to Whispers? Whispers was in a class of his own - Wacha hiyo mchezo yako kijana! Almost everyone used to read the whispers column. A huge percentage of Kenyans bought the Sunday Nation just because of his column - everything else in the newspaper was just a bonus!

This mwalimu fellow might be good but you need far much more than that to even get close to whispers!
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XSK
#4 Posted : Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:19:36 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
But what you are suggesting is blasphemy

@Bambatele - I agree with @youcant... How dare you compare this dude to Whispers? Whispers in a class of his own - Wacha hiyo mchezo yako kijana! Almost everyone used to read the whispers column. A huge percentage of Kenyans bought the Sunday Nation just because of his column - everything else in the newspaper was just a bonus!

This mwalimu fellow might be good but you need far much more than that to even get close to whispers!


Mwalimu is slowly but surely getting there. His brand of humuor is unique. I now hav a reason to buy the sunday nation just like it was the days for Whispers.
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iKenya
#5 Posted : Sunday, July 18, 2010 10:10:39 AM
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He is great, and adds a wrapped local sense of humor to it all....
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bkismat
#6 Posted : Monday, July 19, 2010 3:00:13 PM
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yesterday's article was Laughing out loudly.he is becoming better evry wknd.I think Sunday Nation is on winner with this one.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
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Gordon Gekko
#7 Posted : Monday, July 19, 2010 4:46:59 PM
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Something both the Thatcher and I like - a very rare occurrence.
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youcan'tstopusnow
#8 Posted : Monday, July 19, 2010 8:06:28 PM
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Thatcher, Investment... How can we forget such great characters?
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chikita
#9 Posted : Tuesday, July 20, 2010 1:41:27 AM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
Thatcher, Investment... How can we forget such great characters?

@ youcant, add Pajero, Father Kamithathi and Rhodah( I think Rhoda bado hukuwa locals ya kina guka!)
That guy was the true son of soil!!
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#10 Posted : Tuesday, July 20, 2010 2:56:27 AM
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chikita wrote:
@ youcant, add Pajero, Father Kamithathi and Rhodah( I think Rhoda bado hukuwa locals ya kina guka!)
That guy was the true son of soil!!

Applause Applause Applause Applause Haha. I'm now going to have to look for some old Sunday newspapers to relieve the memories. Does anyone remember his piece on Moi's retirement? That was a gem!
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The Merchant
#11 Posted : Tuesday, July 20, 2010 1:22:01 PM
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@Bambatele... I agree with you. Every morning I get to the office on Monday morning I open the lifestyle magazine online just to read Mwalimu's article. He is too funny. This week's story about how he got onto facebook was a killer. This chap needs to get a full page. I hope The Nation is listening. Whispers was good but this guy is the closest we have had since!
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Alo
#12 Posted : Wednesday, July 21, 2010 12:11:39 PM
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I agree with you all that Mwalimu's articles are growing nicer by the day.Applause , i believe he can do better. Go Mwalimu Andrew Go....smile
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#13 Posted : Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:43:13 PM
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Applause Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool mwalimu i didnt know u swallow napoleon.ukitembea mombasa nishtue we share one!Laughing out loudly
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
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RskTaker
#14 Posted : Monday, July 26, 2010 1:33:05 PM
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Probably Mwalimu may not compete with Whispers but he is for sure a force to reckon with! Can't seem to get enough of his articles. Congrats Mwalimu and Keep it up Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause ......
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conos
#15 Posted : Wednesday, July 28, 2010 1:27:29 PM
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smbdy advise mwalimu that the white 'reeboks'r out of market.he shud try the now popular n cheap 'safari boot' made in china.......
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
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leona
#16 Posted : Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:13:58 PM
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Eh,this dude is too hillarious! Totally loved his Sunday piece.. Whispers rebranded!
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Gordon Gekko
#17 Posted : Monday, September 06, 2010 2:27:28 PM
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Mwalimu will be promoted to Deputy Head Applause Applause Applause Way to go!!!! Make sure you buy that laptop from Equity so you bookface!!
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The Merchant
#18 Posted : Monday, September 06, 2010 2:47:33 PM
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If mwalimu Andrew gets a laptop he may just be able to contribute on wazua after poking students on bookface! What a fellow!!
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#19 Posted : Monday, September 06, 2010 9:12:58 PM
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>>I liked...." nikitoka nyumbani i come Ku direct, na nikitoka hapa naenda home direct..and that green kaunda suit and reebok paints a very funny character.
......Ecclesiastes
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#20 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 7:45:48 PM
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Something bird tells me that this Mwalimu guy is a Wazuan. Remember there was a post here kitambo about somebody headhunting for a humour writer. Maybe the Mwalimu is Mukiha.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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