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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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C&P Mommy Ate It For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?" Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!" "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/13/2009 Posts: 1,950 Location: in kenya
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C & p After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 5...10...15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here every Tuesdays and Thursdays." '......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"  Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/13/2009 Posts: 1,950 Location: in kenya
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He who laughs last didn't get it. '......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2009 Posts: 130
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question: "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly off." "The correct answer is four," said the teacher.... "But I like your thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ? Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking her cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think!"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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A professor wud tell dirty jokes in clas;the girls planed 2 protest .They decided; the next time the prof tells dirty jokes, they wil walk out in protest.The professor overheard abt the plan.At the start of the next lecture he said: "In Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night." All the gals started walking out. He shouted : "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow." The way I am
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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A guy in romantic mood to his girlfriend - "I want to be a part of your body." Girlfriend - No thanx, I already have an asshole. The way I am
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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Elephant: Camel you look wonderful with two boobs on your back.Camel: Oh, thank you elephant it sounds sexy that coming from a guy with a dick on his face. The way I am
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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Random ones:: What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are f***ed.f*** a girl & she'll love you ...Love a girl &she'll f*** you!All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend,Have evidently not played with a pussy.If necessity is the mother of invention, then Frustration is the father of masturbation!!:)life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples.... POINTLESS !Always marry a woman with small palms;it makes your dick look bigger !I believe in safe sex...I've got a fence around the bed. The way I am
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