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how can i chase them
djfredour
#31 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2009 5:45:00 AM
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ojinga,

temea mate chakula mbele yao.


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Kaigangio
#32 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2009 11:50:00 AM
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@ ojinga,

if you want chase your friends out,catch dog and kill. remove skin,stomachs,legs and tail and throw in the toilet hole. then,remove remaining legs from behind and cook fry and keep mbwa fry good. then remove remaining legs from front and cook boil. the remaining dog tie with paper together with head and put under the table.

After that go to nyalgunga for weekend and come sunday night...mbwa fry and boil will be eaten by your friends and because they hungry will take the one under table,untie and see it is dog. they run away and dont return.


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
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Artet
#33 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2009 12:10:00 PM
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Piritend tat yua head is jumping.When yua 3 frends kam eat an imachinari ukali and sukuma.Invite yua frends and give them empty plates to serve temuselves.Tek a mungiki gun(panga) and insist wamalize te imachinari ukali.

Ochinga tirai tis tumoro and kif me fitbak.

Artet,

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Jangwa la Jangili
#34 Posted : Tuesday, August 24, 2010 3:03:03 PM
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One of my favorite threads. Where did Ojinga disappear to?
Katika Jangwa la Jangili ndipo Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi.
conos
#35 Posted : Tuesday, August 24, 2010 4:05:34 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly jas kuk omena andi inisted of thubu put kangara theni yucafu themu withi kuon iko na tariff za ba4(mouldedLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly )
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
mwenza
#36 Posted : Tuesday, August 24, 2010 4:06:19 PM
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Jangwa la Jangili wrote:
One of my favorite threads. Where did Ojinga disappear to?



Wazua was too tough for him to navigate.
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Intelligentsia
#37 Posted : Tuesday, August 24, 2010 4:27:41 PM
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@knowstocks, really hope you are better now and completely healed.
Tebes
#38 Posted : Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:04:09 AM
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Ojinga also had problems downloading stuff down there, and Guka told him to stop eating trees!!!
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
Mwafrika31
#39 Posted : Wednesday, August 25, 2010 3:40:18 AM
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conos
#40 Posted : Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:22:48 AM
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@ojinga ur three friends are
-rats-nunua ratrat
-mende-nunua doom roach killer
-jiranis Dog-tafuta broken glasses pieces
mix the above with ugali and some with cabbages stew.

autawaona tenaDrool
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
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