@ ojinga,
if you want chase your friends out,catch dog and kill. remove skin,stomachs,legs and tail and throw in the toilet hole. then,remove remaining legs from behind and cook fry and keep mbwa fry good. then remove remaining legs from front and cook boil. the remaining dog tie with paper together with head and put under the table.
After that go to nyalgunga for weekend and come sunday night...mbwa fry and boil will be eaten by your friends and because they hungry will take the one under table,untie and see it is dog. they run away and dont return.
NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...